Worshiping an Extra-Terrestrial Humanoid Deity

Speaker 1

Our next speaker will be Carl Hale, and Carl will be speaking on the topic of worshiping an extraterrestrial humanoid deity. I have a feeling this is going to get personal. After receiving a master’s degree in information systems, Carl spent 15 years in the software and web industries, first as a programmer and later as a manager and executive. He is now focusing the majority of his attention on another of his passions, motivational juggling. Carl has been married to Anna Lisa Bradford Hale for 18 years, and they are raising their eight children. Eight children. With the help of 27 chickens. six goats, six frogs, and one cat. Please welcome Carl Hale.

Karl Hale

I hate lecterns. Is this okay?

Karl Hale

Several years ago, I was having an online discussion about the nature of God. A participant in the discussion compassionately but doggedly challenged me to think through my position all the way to its conclusions. This conversation climaxed with him finally asking me, I think with some exasperation, if I worshipped an extraterrestrial humanoid deity. By using this particular terminology, I believe his intent was to shock me into rejecting my less than fully formed beliefs. that, if taken to their conclusion, sound like something from a science fiction novel. However, perhaps to his surprise and definitely to my own, I found that I did then and do now worship an extraterrestrial humanoid deity.

Karl Hale

I consider myself to be a mainstream member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and was taught from as early as I can remember to believe in a God of body, parts, and passions. A God who is, as Brother Joseph put it, of the same species as man. A God who is inside of nature and who is subject to natural law. I was also taught to believe in an omnipotent and an omniscient God. But it was not until later in my life that I was shown the incongruities between the natural aspects of God and the omni-aspects of God.

Karl Hale

Nevertheless, I remember very early testing the two competing perspectives and coming to a satisfactory melding. It happened when, as a young teenager, I heard for the first time the classic question Can God create a rock heavier than he can lift? Which is really asking the question, is God literally all-powerful with all of the apparent ill logic that entails, or is he in fact subject to law and reason? At that age I did not understand the distinction between logical and physical limitations on omnipotence, and so this theoretical query served to bring into question the overarching concept of God’s omnipotence, both logical and physical.

Karl Hale

I remember in my young mind and heart deciding that, of course, God is subject to nature, and therefore could not do anything contrary to natural law. This did not diminish for me in any way his practical omnipotence. I simply recognized that such omni terms were of course to be considered inside the spheres of logic and reason. As I was later introduced to potential physical or domain constraints on God’s omnipotence, these new ideas fit nicely into the structure I had earlier created to deal with the logical problems of omnipotence.

Karl Hale

I have come to describe my understanding of God as omnipotent and omniscient for all practical purposes. I mean by this that God knows everything and can do everything necessary for the exaltation of his children inside the pertinent, logical, and physical domains.

Karl Hale

I did not understand until fairly recently how strange this view of God is to most theists. I assumed almost everyone thought of God in natural terms. Now I recognize that many in my audience, theist and atheist alike, will have a difficult time conceptualizing such a God, but for me it has always been the only option.

Karl Hale

A few years ago I was walking with a group of friends who all consider themselves to be Mormon in some or another, among whom is a staunch atheist. Our Mormon atheist friend was describing the nature and attributes of God that made it impossible for him to believe. And, as he described a magical being with supernatural powers, I exclaimed, I don’t believe in the same God you don’t believe in I had suddenly realized that if the definition of an atheist is one who disbelieves in a supernatural God, then I am and always have been an atheist. However, if I am an atheist, I am one who still has a God to worship.

Karl Hale

Of the descriptors I learned from that online discussion, Extraterrestrial effectively describes this aspect of my God as being inside of nature. In fact, Mormon doctrine is pretty clear that God does in fact live on a planet circling a sun somewhere out in space, extraterrestrial indeed.

Karl Hale

In the context of transhumanism, my Mormon God shouldn’t seem far-fetched at all when we consider post-humans whom mere mortals would be tempted to worship, and even perhaps simulations created by those post-humans. which begin to look very much like the various creation myths. In fact, transhumanism has strengthened my belief in my extraterrestrial humanoid deity. Extraterrestrial may now refer to a being who lives entirely outside this simulation, or perhaps the post-human who is my god may spend most of his time on a planet circling a distant sun. Although still not necessary, humanoid seems more likely than ever when I consider what kind of artificial intelligences I would choose to populate my own simulation with. And deity is the only conclusion I can draw when I consider the vast distances between my own current mortality and the power, intelligence, and grandeur of our own post-human future.

Karl Hale

Imagine for a moment what our post-humans may be like a thousand years from now, and what they may be like a thousand, thousand, thousand years from now. If beings on a similar trajectory to our own path took their first steps an astronomically insignificant one billion years ago, even the most proud among us would likely fall down and worship them.

Karl Hale

And so, an atheist who believes in God, and a theist who does not believe in God. But this is not new ground for me, nor, in fact, for most members of the LDS Church. The vast majority of our Christian brothers and sisters tell me that I am not Christian despite my belief in Christ. But perhaps this is because I do not accept Christ’s doctrine to be mystical nor supernatural. just as I do not accept the mystical and supernatural God.

Karl Hale

Christ gave only two commandments on which all others hang to love God with everything we have, and to love others as we love ourselves. I fear most theists and atheists alike interpret the second as a recommendation that we learn to play nice, and the first as an injunction to obsequious grovelling subservience to an unknowable being who exists only to be praised. Well, I disagree. In fact, Christ simply stated a single natural law: love.

Karl Hale

In the one direction, we must learn to value our neighbor just as we value ourselves, no more, no less. If we don’t learn this before the great and dreadful day of our post-human ascension, we will annihilate each other.

Karl Hale

In the other direction we should emulate as well as our mortality allows the great and glorious Being who has walked in our shoes who understands our mortality and who knows how to overcome it because he has done so himself. Thank you.

Speaker 3

Check. Yep. Okay. Wonderful.

Speaker 3

And I really liked the the points that you brought up about Being a Mormon atheist. Because it’s something that I come across a lot in my discussions. With theist and with atheist, as I often describe theist as being atheist, when you claim to know a real God. That is no longer a place for belief. It’s something that now exists. And

Speaker 3

So I was really interested by you bringing up that concept, and I wanted to comment on that and ask you to expound on that some. Because that’s something that I’ve come to, and I’ve tried to get other people to see that if you believe in God. You’re saying it doesn’t exist. And if you’re saying that you know God, you’re therefore saying you no longer believe in it.

Karl Hale

So like I said, this idea that my God is is a being of body parts and passions was not something that I Thought was very unique to Mormonism. And then when I discovered that it is indeed something that is fundamentally different from between us, and in fact, that’s the reason probably why other Christians are so uncomfortable calling us Christian. Because our God is very concrete. I believe in a very concrete being. I believe, and I believe in him because I have not yet met him. I could be persuaded possibly that he does not currently exist. It is a faith proposition on my part that I believe in this concrete being. However, the faith proposition is that he does concretely exist, not in some unknowable fashion.